Larry: I’ve always hated Christmas.
Ally: I don’t know if I can be with a man who hates Christmas.
Larry: I’m allergic to the down feathers in the couch. There’s cholesterol in eggnog, the tree is a fire hazard, and twinkly lights can cause seizures.
Ally: That’s why you hate Christmas?
Larry: That, and I’m always alone.
Robert Downey Jr: Extra Super Double Terrific
Hi. I'm Mallory, and adore Robert Downey Jr. He's so inspiring and fantastic. He has such swagger and he is spectacular. There is a word for this. Swagtacular. That is what he is. I own the rights to this word so do not steal it. It is mine. Anyways. I am 18, I love Iron Man, not because of Robert, though, but he is part of that. I am a HUGE nerd. Don't judge me on that. Because I'm great. Just kidding. I used to be great, now I'm amazing. Oh, also Larry Paul is my husband.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Robert downey jr.
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Robert downey jr.
