(Source: downeydepp, via booshbaby)
Larry: I’ve always hated Christmas.
Ally: I don’t know if I can be with a man who hates Christmas.
Larry: I’m allergic to the down feathers in the couch. There’s cholesterol in eggnog, the tree is a fire hazard, and twinkly lights can cause seizures.
Ally: That’s why you hate Christmas?
Larry: That, and I’m always alone.
