21 Jump Street 

It was hilarious.

But they made a rude comment (at least I thought it was rude) about this cute fella:

To which my response was:

“The higher the stakes, the happier I am, the better I will be.”

Ally McBeal- Season 4- A.K.A.- The good season.

Larry: Hey, they say it’s a good sign when a couple can meet half way.

Ally: Are we a good couple?

Larry: I see potential.

Larry: I’ve always hated Christmas.

Ally: I don’t know if I can be with a man who hates Christmas.

Larry: I’m allergic to the down feathers in the couch. There’s cholesterol in eggnog, the tree is a fire hazard, and twinkly lights can cause seizures.

Ally: That’s why you hate Christmas?

Larry: That, and I’m always alone.