February 2011
when some one asks if they can use my computer for...
Que elevator doors:
IF ONE MORE PERSON SAYS RDJ IS GROSS:
“RDJ sis a gross old man.”
My reaction:
Their reaction:
Excuse me, I’m just gonna go bust a cap in their ass really fast.
I will bust a fucking cap:
And then I’ll be like:
What I'll be looking for at the Oscars
Robert:
And when I see him I’m gonna be like:
But when he goes off stage, I’m gonna be like:
RDJ
When you see Ducky and Judsie together:
When you see Ducky and susan together:
When you see Ducky and Mike the Situation together:
And you want to murder mike like:
When someone makes a joke on the Golden Globes...
invisibleairplane:
everyone in there is like:
I’m like:
and Robert Downey Jr is like:
Can you imagine if you met Robert Downey FUCKING...
You see him on the street and you don’t even hide your excitement:
Then he sees you and you’re like:
Then he’s all:
The you part ways but you’re like:
Then you go home:
That awkward moment when you call your teacher Mom
I’m like, MOM!:
And on the outside I’m like:
On the inside I’m like:
But thankfully no one heard me cuz I sit at the back of the calss like a mother fuckin boss:
when parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
Losing your parents while shopping.
At 6 years old:
Now:
I wish I could ask the sexiest person alive to be...
heartbreaksdontbreakeven:
But it would be pretty weird asking myself.
Reblog this if you ship RDJUDE.
disguisedasanotherdude:
tangerinetani:
lonelylifetime:
thebattricycle:
fromthispointon:
holmesandwatson:
I know you want it too.
i want it too much , bby ~ ;D
They even ship themselves, come on.
SO TRUE!
Infinite reblogs
I'm sorry, Jesse Eisenberg last night on SNL was...
anxiously:
When there's a sex scene
fuck-yeah-tumblrs-best-posts:
This post has been featured on The Best of Tumblr Blog - Found on the blog of paulonavarro:
You’re with your parents:
You’re with your friends:
You’re with your boyfriend/girlfriend:
very true
Reblog if you DON'T have an iPhone or a...
Reblog if you have met someone online that you...
Robert Downey Jr, I love when you dance
rdjmrwonderful:
I just had a thought.
wepleadforourselves:
cruefest:
You know when you walk in a room and you just forget why you went in there? What if life was like a game of sims? And God just deletes the action you were about to do?
rdjmrwonderful:
Roles that I could've played in 'Due Date'
iwantcupcakes:
aka “Things or people that I never thought I wanted to be but now I do thanks to Peter Fucking Highman”:
1. A pair of boxers
2. An Atlanta Braves monkey plush toy:
3. This lucky old lady
4. Sonny the Bulldog
5. Ethan Tremblay’s right hand (but not while he’s masturbating):
6. That little baby or that pillow
Robert's presenting at the Academy Awards.
iwantcupcakes:
booshbaby:
speakingfox:
bethandgrace:
watsonismyhero:
acciojasonisaacs | booshbaby:
My reaction:
Reblogging myself for the gif party.
January 2011
